Mötley Crüe, "Live Wire"

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THE VIDEO Mötley Crüe, "Live Wire," Too Fast for Love, 1981, Elektra

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SAMPLE LYRIC "'Cause I'm alive! / Liiiiiive wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-re! / 'Cause I'm alive! / I'm a liiiiiiiive wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-re!"

EXCESSIVELY DETAILED DESCRIPTION The video opens with an image reminiscent of Scooby-Doo (for me, anyway) -- a semi-transparent, floating skull with a pentagram drawn in red on its forehead floating in front of a lit candelabra. This disappears, and the camera slides over to the right to capture the hand of Mick Mars at the guitar. We then see the hand of Nikki Sixx beckoning before his bass.

We see Mick's hands again, then we see Tommy Lee pound twice quickly on the drums. Next Mick finally gets a shot with his face in it, then Tommy points from atop his drum kit. Then it flashes back and forth between Mick playing guitar and Nikki holding his scary-looking bass behind his head. Before Vince Neil has even jumped down into the dry ice fog, we already know: This video is going to RÄWWWWWWWWWWWWWK.

Vince immediately begins shaking his platinum mane, and then we see Tommy from above. He has a gong behind his drums, so get ready (okay, he doesn’t actually use it). Vince and Nikki jump around a little, and Mick looks scary (duh) as Vince begins to sing. Vince is wearing red leather pants and a matching red leather vest with two large, studded belts, one has black and the other is like all studs. He's also got on multiple studded wrist and arm bands, as well as little fingerless leather gloves that say "Mötley Crüe" on them in the original style which he also wears in "Looks That Kill." Vince shakes his hips in a way that almost makes you forget how he'll look in a few years. But not quite.

Vince also moves around a lot and appears to sing every single word, so yeah, a lot of things are different. In a few of the shots, you can see that there's a big "Mötley Crüe" sign somewhere in back, but only the word "Crüe" (again, done in the original logo style) is visible toward the right. This video has a bunch of mostly red lights in it, and often Vince's hair seems kind of glow-y, but for the most part it's real dark. Also, forgot to mention, Vince has a big choker-style leather necklace on with something hanging from it. It may be more than one, actually.



After a long time of Vince (hey, they wanted him to be the face of the band, after all), we see Nikki. He maybe has some reddish streaks in his hair, and is super pale with bright red lipstick. He's wearing a sleeveless leather top with some chains across the front, big studded black leather fingerless gloves, red leather pants heavily draped with bondage-style chains, and black thigh-high boots.

We then quickly see Mick (who's mostly obscured throughout the video, he's wearing all black though) and Tommy. Tommy's sitting down for the duration of the video, but on his upper half he's wearing a torn, sleeveless fishnet top. Also, in case I forget to mention the obvious: Not a lot of tattoos at this point.

Vince gets really into things! Wow, this video is like a piece of living history. Even Mick hoists his guitar aloft for a moment. Mick has on his scary black cheekbone makeup, which he shows off by making a mean pouty face. We then get an overhead shot of Tommy, who by later standards is barely in this video at all. Mick makes more badass faces, then Nikki actually windmills on his bass a la Pete Townsend. With the build-up to the second verse, Vince makes emphatic movements with his mic, and Nikki continues to emphasize how hard he is rocking by headbanging with his entire upper body. Tommy wails on the drums, and Vince leans in toward Mick as he starts singing again.

Just like with the first verse, we mostly focus on Vince while he sings. He struts around with his mic like a real effing star, it must be said. He also emphasizes his vocals with a lot of, well, pointing, and sometimes he also points with his pinky to make the Dio symbol. Vince sings the awesome lead-in to the chorus with lots of pointing, then we see Nikki, Tommy, and Mick again, but for like two seconds each. It's mostly Vince screaming "I'm a liiiiiiiiiiive wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-rrrre!"



Next up it's the weird break, which Vince signals by sweeping his arm across his body and the lighting crew signals by switching from red lights to blue. Shots of the different band members playing fade into each other as the guitar kind of goes all sludgy for a second. Vince briefly channels David Johansen (this is a major compliment coming from me), then for whatever reason we see a green-lit, heavily-lipsticked Tommy Lee struggling against chains. He uses the Dio symbol to try to break them. This fades into a shot of a green-lit Vince lowering a blazing torch.

At this point, the real Vince begins to scream as the song starts to rock out again. Vince makes the Dio symbol with both hands as fire explodes on either side of him, leading in to what was at that time Mötley Crüe's biggest gimmick: Lighting Nikki's pants on fire. If it weren't for this video, it'd be just another anecdote in The Dirt.

Nikki hoists his bass aloft whilst his pants and boots burn. We then see Vince's hands grabbing either end of a "Live Wire," as he brings them together there's a big flash of green light. It also causes a lot more fog to appear, and when I say a lot I mean a lot. When they go to a wider shot, you can still see Vince, but you can't tell Nikki and Mick apart! (Note: Reading this for the second time, I'm not quite sure why I felt the exclamation point was necessary, but I'll let it stand anyway.)

Even though flashpots continue to spew flames in the background, the fog clears and you can clearly see Vince prancing around and Nikki and Mick leaning against each other up on the drum risers (this is also probably the most Mick's moved in any of their videos). The song only gets more badass as it nears it's conclusion: Vince sings super fast (and still gets all the words), Tommy drums wildly, and Nikki pounds his bass with his fist. Mick even gets in on the act, not so much spitting blood as sort of having a bunch of blood fall out of his mouth.



For the last two little start-stop things in the song, which are more exaggerated than the ones at the beginning, we first get Vince making a cheekbone-emphasizing pout while whipping his head around to the left, twice. Mick makes dramatic faces with his blood, and Vince flails back and forth with his mic stand. For the last one (the one with cowbell), Tommy even does his mouth open, one hand behind head thing!

Vince, Nikki, and Mick, work their way to the center of the stage to strike a pose just as the screen begins to shrink and spin off into the distance, leaving us with a still image of the album cover with a little picture showing the band silhouetted (sort of like how they are in the very beginning of "Too Young to Fall in Love") in the bottom left-hand corner.

THE VERDICT Um, it must be obvious by now, right? This video frickin' rules. I love it. I am having trouble finding any sort of fault with it at all. I guess maybe Nikki hasn't reached his maximum potential hotness yet, he’s still saving that for "Dr. Feelgood."

That's really it though. This video is like an amazing time capsule into the history of the Crüe. I mean, imagine if a video like this existed for Guns N Roses? "Sweet Child O' Mine" is like as studio as it gets ("Concept Version 1" my ass). While this video doesn't have a like insane lack of production values, it still gives you this look at the band's sort of original aesthetic. It's also (to my knowledge) the only video off of Too Fast For Love, so it's the only one where you get the original Crüe sound, which is really, really different from where they wind up later. It's just so raw sounding, I friggin' love it.

I also love the pentagrams and all red/black color scheme, which only really lasts through Shout at the Devil. Nikki still does it for Theatre of Pain, but by then Tommy and Mick are in all-black and Vince is having his brief dalliance with white and pink. Theatre of Pain is however where Nikki begins a multi-album flirtation with polka dots, which I adore. He looks so glam! But oh yeah, this video. Well, it was awesome.

Cinderella, "Gypsy Road"

Livin' It Up Down Old South America Way

THE VIDEO Cinderella, "Gypsy Road," Long Cold Winter, 1988, Mercury

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SAMLE LYRIC "My gypsy road / can take me home / I drive all night just to see the light / my gypsy road / can take me home / I keep on pushin' 'cause it feels / all riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight"

EXCESSIVELY DETAILED DESCRIPTION The video begins with a shot from very far back in the audience of Cinderella playing in what I would describe as a large club or a small theatre. While there are a lot of lights above them on stage, the ceiling's pretty low and the crowd isn't too big. There's an even quicker shot of hands waving in the air (at least one person is, as per the inevitable, holding up drumsticks) with some posters I can't even try to decipher in the background.

A quick shot panning down a street at night in... I'm going to say Mexico... follows. Then we see Jeff LaBar onstage from behind, with a fake cactus in the foreground. We quickly go around to the front of the stage and see Tom Keifer a bit closer, then we see the outside of the venue. It's called the "Cine Maya" and the sign says "Program Cinderella 5:20 7:30 Y 9:30." So apparently Cinderella did three sets that day beginning in uh, the afternoon.

Then we're inside again, with Tom Keifer triumphantly raising his arms to an enthusiastic audience. The camera pans around and we see that the Cine Maya is a pretty big place, but I'm still going to say that at the end of the day it's not a lot bigger than like Irving Plaza. We see Tom again, then some fans, then Fred Coury.

We take a peek at Jeff LaBar, then zoom out for a wide shot, then we see Eric Brittingham triumphantly tossing his flaxen mane. We then see the whole band walking down a Mexican street in the middle of the day. The camera goes back into the concert, and we go slowly toward Tom, with a view that includes a sort of Old West-looking lamp fixture hanging from the ceiling.

We watch Tom sing for a while, then we again see one of the fake cacti by the side of the stage, this one topped by a sombrero. We then follow the camera down a Mexican street during the day, where we see a policeman writing out a ticket. Tom sings a bit, then we watch an older woman walk down the street before watching Tom walk down a different street. We see Jeff rocking out with their oft-hidden keyboardist clearly visible behind him (I remember reading an editorial in I think Circus where they were like, 'why don't Cinderella just admit that this guy plays on every single one of their songs and let him be part of the band?" I don't remember his name though).

Tom sings some more, then a man and child go by on a motorbike outside on the street. We then see the whole band walking down the street, dressed down in basic denim and leather. Tom sings while riding around on a motorcycle, then we look up at some buildings before cutting to Fred on a motorcycle.



We take a look at some Mexican dudes hanging out by a decrepit looking building, then see more of Tom looking all pouty-mouthed and hot. He's wearing aviator glasses and naturally, a scarf around his head. I need to get some friggin' layers cut in my hair so I can tie a scarf around my head without looking like a friggin' hippie. We see more people on the street, then Cinderella on the street sort of goofing around, then more random people on the street. The guys walk by a building labled "Modelorama," which I guess is either full of models or Mexican beer (no, I don't know any Spanish).

Tom continues to sing onstage, but meantime we seem to be going further out into the country. We see more scenes of people and random streets, but it's getting more rural. The shots of Cinderella on stage get more direct at the same time -- we get more close-ups of the band's faces. Then we see an old Chevy truck, the license plate of which says "SHAKE ME" -- awesome! The band then walk by the camera outside, the first really close shot we get of them (aside from Tom singing on the chopper).

Now we head way out to the country, with a long shot of just trees and forest going past from the window of a car. Tom runs out into some brush with a guitar, then the camera pans around some kind of Mayan column. Fred is standing on the other side, hitting it with drumsticks. Then we're back in the city, as two little boys play near a bench Eric is lying on. I think Jeff is sitting on the other end of it.

The camera, from inside a truck, films a truck full of men driving through the forest, then we see Tom and Fred sitting outside singing. They're totally not made up at all, Tom has even foregone eyeliner, which makes him look especially fresh-faced. He also seems especially happy, like he's laughing a little or about to laugh. Maybe he is laughing about how silly that cowboy hat he's wearing looks, but I doubt it.

Next we see the band walking away from the camera down a road. Even though it's probably totally hot out Tom is wearing a long, black leather jacket with lots of silver embellishment. We then see a man getting something from a little window, on side of which is a poster for Modelo and one the other side of which is only some writing I can read, but it's advertising "Cervesa Fria" b/k/a cold beer. Naturally, Cinderella head straight for that. We then briefly see Tom in concert with a big band logo behind his head and then a shot of a little boy.

Now comes my favorite part of the video, where the band is suddenly all out in the woods by the Mayan stuff, and Tom mimes the line "now who's to care / if I grow my hair / to the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Tom has a guitar, but everyone else is just clapping and looking at each other. The camera then spins around and we're back by that Mayan column thing, Jeff is playing his guitar in front of it now. Every time it's shooting the Mayan thing, the camera gets little black corners on it, as if we're looking at the band through a telescope or something. We quickly see a crowded street with lots of people in it, then the camera pans past an old woman sitting on a bench to show Tom playing guitar on a bench, then some little kids sitting next to him. Then we are back at the ruins, with Fred again drumming on them.

It turns out the crowded street is actually some sort of parade, lots of people are carrying things. We see a bit more of Tom in concert, then get a low shot where he is riding a white horse wearing a rope bridle. I'm embarrassed I can't remember the name for this -- it's a bitless bridle, so it just goes around the horse's muzzle. We see some random people, then I think Jeff (without all the volume in his hair, he starts to look a lot more like Fred) riding a brown horse. We then see lots of people sitting in very, very makeshift benches watching some kind of rodeo-type event. A calf runs around below them in the next shot.



The band is then back in the jungle by a ramshackle fence, all clapping along with Tom. Then we see Tom silhouetted at dusk. Apparently Fred has decided just drumming on the Mayan stuff isn't enough, now we see him sitting on top of one of the statues. Tom and Jeff sing back at the concert, then Jeff runs past Tom, who's standing on the steps of a very abbreviated Mayan-style pyramid. The camera briefly attends to each band member at the concert, then we're back out at the fence. We then see an overhead shot at the concert, which prominently shows the toy parrot suspended over the stage.

For the lead-up to the solo, we get lots of concert shots interspersed with a few shots of Jeff playing out in the jungle by the Mayan stuff. We also get a nice shot of Tom playing guitar by some palm trees. Tom and Eric share a mic for the "so cold" lyrics, and we see a far off shot that slowly zooms in of Tom reclining in the doorway of a bar. We then see all of the band members sitting on rocks beside what is I guess a beach.

For the solo, guitars are inexplicably thrown onto the stage from the audience. We watch Tom catch a guitar from two different angles. The camera swings wildly by the ruins from Fred to Tom, then we see Tom playing guitar outside at sunset. Tom plays guitar behind his head in concert, whilst we see a crazy shot of him running down the stairs of the little temple or pyramid or what have you. Though Tom's guitar face is obscured by the low lighting in the concert shots, I assure you, it's there.

We then see a far-off shot of much larger Mayan pyramids. The band walk around them, then we see an outdoor shot of Tom, solo complete, raise his hand in triumph. In the concert, Tom tries to get the audience to clap along, then we see -- and I have never seen this before, I think I'm only catching it because I'm viewing it at practically a frame-by-frame speed -- two blonde women in the audience fighting each other! We briefly see something shooting out sparks, then a shot of more extensive Mayan ruins. The shots alternate between the band in concert and random settings, like the Mayan stuff or the sun behind some trees (as shot from a moving vehicle).

Tom slides down one of the littler Mayan pyramid things. We then go back to the concert, where the crowd is not clapping but is at least raising their fists in unison along with Tom. Eric tosses his hair in silhouette, then we see a cow's skull onstage. The crowd finally starts clapping along, and though Tom has stopped playing the guitar, he's really, really grimacing as he sings. I guess he's making song face.

We then see the sunset, still more temples, and more of whatever is shooting out sparks. Jeff is playing guitar silhouetted in front of it, whatever the hell it is. Eric helps Tom out on the mic, and the camera races up the steps of a big temple. The band run toward the camera on a country road, then we watch Fred from in between the arms of that cactus by the stage. Someone shakes hands with Tom, then we see a very smiley Eric and Fred at some kind of outdoor bar. We see people in thatched huts, and then Tom playing guitar on a bench with kids again.

As the video oh-so-slowly wraps it up, we see Tom on the horse again and the band by the fence again. At the concert, Tom leans way into the camera and makes weird faces. We watch Tom and Fred goof around at an outdoor market, then we see Eric in the rearview mirror of a truck, singing along. Fred/Jeff rides a motorcycle down the street, and Tom really, really emotes. The band try to read a newspaper, and a little boy runs down the road after their truck. Back by the fence in the jungle, everyone's making faces like it's the 10,000th take of them singing the song by the fence.

Then we get the umpteenth weird wiggly shot of them by the ruins. A waiter, dressed all in white, brings them a drink on a tray while they all sit on the beach. We see a lot of the band in concert, then we watch their legs walk down a road. Tom is wearing jeans and black and tan cowboy boots (the kind where the foot part is one color and the calf part is a different color) and carrying a guitar. Eric is wearing white high-tops and really, really tight stonewashed jeans. Then we zoom out to see the band, full-length, walking away from a camera down the road. The gypsy road? I suppose it is.



THE VERDICT Now, I love me some Cinderella, but I was boring even myself with this one. What the dilly yo? I like this song well enough, and obviously I love the band. I think the problem is that this is the beginning of the end of the Cinderella I love, and thus the beginning of the Cinderella I don't love, i.e. Heartbreak Station Cinderella. What's the problem?

PROBLEM 1: Lack of products. Now, I understand as well as anyone that when you're in a hot, humid place like Central or South America, not even the strongest amount of AquaNet is enough to keep your hair aloft. And of course, no one wants eyeliner running all down their face unless they're Alice Cooper. But that said, this first glimpse of Cinderella sans glam-ification is an augury of what's to come. Do you see how washed out Tom looks? And how Eric's hair just lays utterly flat? Fred is the only one who looks halfway decent, because he was never especially glam to begin with and his frizzy style is going to look roughly the same when exposed to humidity. Anyway, point is that I love the glam Cinderella, not the scaled back version of later years.

PROBLEM 2: Fred has nothing to do. Why is it that in later videos, Cinderella constantly find themselves in places where there's no place for a drum kit? Fred winds up just having to stand around like a dumbass, or, worse, pretend to drum on the damn Mayan ruins. I just don't get it. Like even if you have to lip synch for a video, at least you should get to pretend to play instruments too instead of just slapping at things or clapping along. This also happens extensively in "Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)," where Fred is left to sort of tap on his thigh in time with the song for wont of drums.

PROBLEM 3: Not enough Tom growl. Long Cold Winter is, sadly, the last album that really has the distinctive Cinderella sound. Why? Because it's the last album where Tom sings consistently in his awesome growly, raspy voice. But even on songs like "Coming Home," you have to sit through a whole long part where he sings all normal, before you can finally get up the rocking part where his cool voice kicks in. Now, part of this may have been due to vocal problems on Tom's part. We all know that voices like this are really hard to maintain (*cough* Axl Rose *cough*cough*).

And if you’ve listened to the Cinderella (or most of Cinderella) tracks on either Metal Mania: Stripped album (both of which I highly recommend -- they're not 100% amazing, but there's more than enough there that you'll want to listen to every day for the rest of your life), you know that Tom Keifer can no longer sing like that at all. They try to cover it up on the version of "Shake Me" by changing the song around completely, so it's like this sort of bluesy little ditty, but on "Don't Know What You've Got" the lack is hideously apparent.

It's very different from someone like for example Phil Lewis, who never did that different of a voice and so who sounds great now, as evidenced on these albums (the version of "Ballad of Jayne" is better than the original, and the acoustic version of "Sex Action" is friggin' awesome). I guess the exception to the rule would be Mark Slaughter, who can still do all the screams and growls on "Fly to the Angels." Go figure.

SUMMARY: This video could have been awesomer. For one, they could have let actual Mexicans into the Cine Maya, instead of the tepid all-white crowd they got for the video, who can't even handle clapping along. Also, why not throw in some Jonny Quest-esque shots of like, random jungle animals? You could have had like a jaguar jumping or an alligator going into water or something. That would have been cool. And for god's sake, just get these guys some blowdryers, some mousse, and some friggin' waterproof mascara! That's what I say.

P.S.: Arrested Development reference FTW!